- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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