Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Equal rights!

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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