what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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