whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Bark I'm a tree

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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