- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

The Oakland Raiders

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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