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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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