Neither did she.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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