Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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how do you win a game try your best

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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flavin's head

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Homonyms should be band.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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