- Anti Joke

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well