How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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