Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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