If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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This is on of those few moments where my guts and attitude leave me feeling as if the entire world is against me... ...Then I cant help but to smirk and think... The world against me? Finally a worthy challenge... Such a great day... Nero because fuck morals: Friends and not so friends do not call me Black Metal because I listen to power rock, my mother high on drugs attacked my wife claiming she was Satan, I killed my angel dust empowered mother, felt as if the world was against me... ...Such a great day... "I killed my father too but you dont hear me whining about it!" And of course... ...Rest in pieces oh "dear" mother", at least you did one good thing, you gave birth to your undertaker, while I killed you to end my lifelong misery, My only regret is ending yours... Now I request you all think I am a monster and pretend we live in a world where all parents are nice and good... You already deluded yourself? Perhaps you should thumb me up instead then.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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