Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Anti Joke

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