- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

poop.