- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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