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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

How old are you? 7

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island