- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Urban ghettos

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Massie is a fatass

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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