- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

once you go black your credit goes wack

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

hi michael

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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