What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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