- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

I am dyslexic

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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