- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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