What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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