Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Im cute hehehee

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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willam dafoe

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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69

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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