- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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