A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Knock Knock? Come in.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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