Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

The GOV and the WHO?

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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