- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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