- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What's two plus two? Window

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

A black student graduated High School

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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