Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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