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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

A women walks into a kitchen.

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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