- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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