- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Guest what? Dog

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Please don't shoot me

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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