once you go black your credit goes wack

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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The EPA.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Woman rights.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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