How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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