- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Drew Knowles is gay

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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