I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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