Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

poopy is poopy

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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