Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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I'm tired.

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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