Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Anti Joke

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