A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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