- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Amanda Knox walks home free.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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