- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A muslim paints Mohammed

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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