- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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