- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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