- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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