- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why so serious ?

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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