Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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