- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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