- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

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