Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

I dont have a girlfriend

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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