- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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