- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

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