Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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