How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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