boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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