John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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