- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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