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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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