yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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what's up? my penis.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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