"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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