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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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