- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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