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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Legal Mexicans in Texas

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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