- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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