- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Women's rights.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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