Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

no really what are ur names?

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

women's rights

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

bangers and mash?

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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