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Smelly Indians.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

I used to know what alzheimers was

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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