Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Obama

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Men

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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