- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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