What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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