- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

There's a god, just kidding.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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