- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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