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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Maths.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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