- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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