Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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