- Anti Joke

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

A midget walked under a bar.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.