Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

angelo snyder is not ga

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

scientology.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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