- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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