A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Skinny people fart less.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Heskey time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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