- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Fat people

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

matt is fat

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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