whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

TIMMY

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

hi mom

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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