Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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willam dafoe

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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