Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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