I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

The Moon Landing.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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