- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

knock knock Goodbye

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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