A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Women's rights.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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