A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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