They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Well this is pointless.....

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

KILL WHITEY

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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