- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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